Friday, January 12, 2024

Hick Continues to Rack Up Bingo "Prices"

No trifecta this time at Senior Center bingo, but Hick at least won the bifecta!


That's some sugar-free fake Jello, and Passion Fruit Smoothie Shampoo. Neither item has made an appearance inside our house. Maybe Hick has a secret family over at the Double Hovel flip house, and shampoos there with his new price. Perhaps they also like sugar-free fake Jello. 

I think these might be two of the best prices Hick has won there. Aside from the fleece blanket. I wouldn't know about the Godiva chocolates, since I didn't have a chance to sample one. These two are nicely color-coordinated, even though they don't actually go together. 

I will let each of you apply your own version of irony to this win. Both items qualify...

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  1. I just hope he didn't eat the jello and wash it down with the shampoo. After all it does say "Passion Fruit Smoothie".

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    1. That made me worry, so I asked. Hick says they are in his truck right now, but he will bring them in tomorrow. Probably a good idea, since the temperature will be falling below zero tomorrow night.

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  2. I don't have my own version of irony. I can see no irony in those items. Please do help me.

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    1. Welp! Now nobody will do their homework, because I am giving out the answer.

      Sugar-free fake Jello for a man who consumes mass quantities of SUGAR-FILLED TREATS, including clandestine Snickerdoodles.

      Shampoo for a man who barely has any hair.

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    2. I see. I was trying to connect the two fruity items.

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    3. The rest of the blog class thanks you for getting them out of the assignment!

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  3. At first I thought the shampoo was an actual smoothie mix in a bottle, then wondered why I had never heard of that brand .... then it hit me that V05 makes hair care products! I doubt it would be very tasty. Maybe he will be selling the items. Huge profit!

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    1. I knew it was a shampoo-shaped bottle, and VO5 sealed the deal. No wonder kids try to drink such stuff. I looks quite tasty, and has fruit pictured on the label, rather than stringy hair. Hick says he will be USING his prices, and not selling them.

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  4. I think he probably ate the jellos and the shampoo is still in his truck.

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    1. We'll see when he brings them in tomorrow. There could be a couple of Jellos missing.

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