The Pony has his own magnetic powers! He's not a Weirdo Magnet like his mother. He seems to be a Slug Magnet! I'll take my chances with the weirdos, thanks.
I got a text from The Pony on Tuesday at 2:46. I think that's about the time the temperature hit 100.
"Baby slug on me."
"Where did you get the slug?"
"Transferred from grass, I assume, to my leg, to my finger, then blown back to a lawn."
"So at home?"
"No. While working."
"Better work than home!"
So maybe it's not Pony House being overrun by slugs, but merely The Pony having such magnet powers. Those slugs are lucky they didn't find ME! I would do more to dispatch them than carry one outside on a scrubby sponge, or gently blow one onto a lawn...