Remember how The Pony had that work vehicle Wednesday, with a damaged tire? The tire with the steel radial showing through the rubber? That Hick said could have caused a blowout at highway speed?
Perhaps The Pony should not have taken such a picture, and put that knowledge out into
He was assigned the same LLV (Long Life Vehicle) on Thursday. With the same tires.
The Pony had plans with a friend after work. He was thinking he'd get off around the same time he's been finished for the past couple weeks. But he got held up helping others, and was about 90 minutes later than usual when clocking out.
The Pony had driven about a mile from the post office when he heard a strange noise coming from his Nissan Rogue. He shoved around some of the junk he hauls in there, thinking that might have caused the rattling. Still the noise. About a mile later he arrived at his destination, and saw that
HIS RIGHT REAR TIRE WAS COMPLETELY FLAT!
I'm pretty sure that's a proper example of irony, served up by Even Steven on a silver platter.