Friday, I went to Save A Lot for some black-eyed peas to have New Years Day. This year they'd be served in a big pot of chili. So I also needed other beans and some hamburger and yellow onions to join those black-eyed peas.
I found a good parking space in the first row. In fact, nobody was parked across from me. I toyed with the idea of pulling through, but that sometimes makes loading the groceries in T-Hoe's rear a problem, if the next car pulls too far forward and blocks the hatch from opening.
Anyhoo... I was sitting there gathering my glasses and list and pen and phone, hoping the space across from me would still be open when I returned, so I could pull through and not back up. T-Hoe's backup beeper is broken, you know.
Dang it! There was a car pulling in! How DARE someone park in an open parking space and block my way out! I glanced up and saw a young guy get out. His passenger stayed behind. To watch me slide out of the seat and get my knees under me, I guess. I don't like people watching me.
Mentally, I am quite aggressive. "What are YOU looking at, b!tch?"
As I reached for the door handle, I gave that passenger a piercing stare.
Wait a minute! Was that a... dog? A dog wearing a HAT?
Yes. Yes it was. Of course I felt bad for thinking, "What are YOU looking at, b!tch?"
That might have been a service dog.
I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteSays the woman who jumped on the Bookmobile to get a mammogram!
DeleteA really cute dog in a hat! I would have stopped to chat with the dog!
ReplyDeleteThe pitbull appearance made me leery. Not that I go around chatting with dogs in hats, of course.
DeleteI just have the gift of gab when it comes to dogs!
DeleteYou probably get a better response than I get from Hick.
DeleteIf it was a service dog wouldn't the owner take him in the store? I suppose it would depend on what type of service he gives.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder why he is wearing a hat though.
Could be service for anxiety while driving. You never know these days.
DeleteBecause a hat fits better than a tuxedo?
Bad haircut?
DeleteHe's probably wearing a hat, River, to shade himself from the incessant glaring sunshine of Missourah. Or not.
ReplyDeleteWithout the sun, how we s'posed to keep our necks red?
DeleteHow could you tell the dog was female from that photo?
ReplyDeleteBTW...funny as not-Heaven, game me an actual LOL.
Heh, heh. I guess I just ASSumed, because the driver was a dude, and two dudes don't usually ride to the store together and leave one in the car.
DeleteTruth is funnier than a staged photo!