Is MEAT the new TOILET PAPER?
That's a question. Not a statement, not a supposition. Val will NOT be held responsible for a wave of meat-hoarding!
The reason I ask is because I read about a cyberattack on a meat-supplying company, and that's all people need to hear a whisper of to set them off. Just like any mention of possible snow sends Backroads denizens out to buy mass quantities of bread and milk until the shelves are empty, this information could drive a possible meat shortage. Not a lack of meat being processed and shipped. A lack of meat being processed and shipped fast enough TO FILL THE SHELVES EMPTIED BY HOARDERS!
Don't think I'm worried. I have a HUGE butt. Hey! Don't go there! I have a huge BOSTON BUTT. A pork loin. Some might describe it as "ample." There's plenty of butt to give us a cushion for our household meat supply.
Even top carnivore Hick will survive a meat shortage. We still have that FREE Ponytail Guy food, you know. So technically, we'll be surviving on the Ponytail Guy's butt.