Hick has become quite the hunter-gatherer now that the salad days of FREE MEAT from the Ponytail Guy have ended. Hick hunts down AUCTION food, and gathers it without consulting me.
"Did you get that picture I sent you of the bratwurst patties I got at the auction?"
"Yes. Where are they?"
"I put them in the freezer. The kitchen freezer."
"I only glanced at the picture."
"They look like they'd be pretty good. They're bratwursts, but shaped like a patty."
"I saw an article about hamburger-shaped hot dogs, to fit on hamburger buns. Somebody left a comment that, 'Wouldn't that just be bologna?'"
"Yeah. I guess that's right."
Here's the picture Hick sent from the auction:
Here's the message Hick sent with it: "Three dollars for 8 braugtwurts patties."
Not bad. He only spelled one word wrong. But it's kind of the key word. AND it's on the package label.
That $3 meat seems like a bargain. But it IS auction meat...