Saturday, September 24, 2022

A CENTSless Exercise in Futility

The landscape was bare this week, my friends. BARE! Bare as a baby's rumpus on a bearskin rug in 100-year-old photos.
 
Not a single penny put itself in my path. My Future Pennyillionaire Fortune had to tighten the virtual belt on its ice cream sundae goblet.
 
Still, I present the stagnant stats:
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That's 0 COINS this week, for 0 CENTS towards Val's Future Pennyillionaire Fortune!
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2022 RUNNING TOTAL

Penny          still at 92.
Dime            still at 17.
Nickel          still at 6.
Quarter       still at 6.
 
2021 FINAL TOTALS

Penny        124
Dime           14
Nickel           7
Quarter         6
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4 comments:

  1. Perhaps Even Steven is saving them so you get a bumper crop next week.

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  2. There is a snack dispensing machine at the rec center. Friday when I took the boys to the pool we hit a jackpot: two bags of snack for a dollar and five quarters in the coin return. You might want to go stick your finger in one of those slots like old ophione booth coin returns. You could beat your record in no time.

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    1. Dang! Forget the casinos, this is the place to wager! Even better than those coin-pushers in the grocery store.

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