Let me assure you, it's not two boxes of Sno-Caps, and a $3 change purse! Yes, I know it's the thought that counts. But such a birthday gift seems, at least to ME, a bit chintzy. At the very least, it shows a lack of thought. Surely I have a greater value than two boxes of Sno-Caps, and a $3 change purse! Let the record show that those gifts were from THREE individuals: Hick, Genius, and The Pony.
Anyhoo...this year, Hick gave me something better. A trip to a casino. Before you start lauding him as the best husband ever, let the record show that Hick's own words, upon the reveal, were:
"I don't really want to go to the casino, but I want to go down there and see about some guns at a pawn shop."
Yeah. But I'll take what I can get.
My sister the ex-mayor's wife, and the ex-mayor himself, joined in the festivities. It happened to be a day where the casino was giving away $10 lunch credits to anybody who earned 250 points between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 11:59 a.m. Hick, Ex-Mayor, and I accomplished this extortion tactic, but low-rollin' Sis did not. Don't you worry about Sis. When I went to get my lunch voucher, I discovered that I also had
A $25 FOOD CREDIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
That's right. I treated all of us to free lunch on my birthday. Because I'm a giver like that. Okay, Hick and Ex-Mayor chipped in their $10 vouchers, and Sis contributed $2.07 from her player's points. She was like VERN in Stand By Me, with his 7 cents.
We ate high on the hog. As high as we could at the only casino restaurant open, which was a cafe/grill. BUT we all had dessert! And the combo that added fries and soda! Here was our feast.
VAL: Pulled Pork on Texas Toast, with Tater Tots, plus Lemon Meringue Pie
HICK: Meat Loaf Special, with Mashed Potatoes, and Peanut Butter Pie
SIS: Hamburger (American Cheese Only), with French Fries, and Peanut Butter Pie
EX-MAYOR: Fish Sandwich, with French Fries, and Chocolate Cake
The food was very good. What I ate of it. But I'm getting ahead of myself... We felt sorry for Hick, though, because his tiny square of Meat Loaf about the size of a brownie. Not at all worth the $10 it cost him on the SPECIALS chalkboard.
Anyhoo...we were digging into our meals (Hick was already on his pie) when the PA announcer cut into the old-people classic-rock music with the announcement of the 1:00 drawing winner. And it was
VAL THEVICTORIAN!
Oh my gosh! I've won that drawing there before, but I thought you had to be actively on the floor, with your card in a slot, to be eligible. In fact, we had bemoaned the previous winner at 12:30, since we knew we were out of the action.
Anyhoo...I only had THREE MINUTES to get to the promotions area and claim my prize! SHEESH! I haven't moved that fast in years! I was huffing and puffing, wobbling like a Terrible Tater on toothpick legs, when I arrived and handed over my ID and player's card. I was able to steady myself with my hands on the portable stage as the Promotions Gal made sure I was legal. Then she said,
"Now you'll go up on stage and choose your prize."
WHAT? I HAD TO WALK UP STEPS!
How unfair is THAT? Good thing it had two handrails. I don't go out step-walking all willy-nilly. But a prize was at stake. Here's the stage and the prize board:
I pulled off the heart that is missing at the 5:00 position. Do you know what I won?
It was CASH, by cracky, not free play! That's what I like about this casino, even though it appears to have switched ownership, according to their website, not that you could tell by their sign out front, or their vouchers.
That's $100 for Val on her birthday! I asked the Promotions Gal what the highest prize was, and she said, "Two hundred and fifty. But you didn't get the smallest!"
I must say, by the time I got back to the lunch table, I sensed that my dining companions were less than thrilled for me! "You ALWAYS win! I don't know how you do that." Also, they had grown fat and sassy, and ready to leave the cafe. So I abandoned over half of my perfectly tasty crunchy tater tots, and a piece of Texas Toast. I was glad I'd had the foresight to eat my dessert first!
At least I had my $100 prize. Plus the $25 food credit, the $10 food credit, the $30 cash comp for the week, and the $20 cash I got from cashing in my player's points. I may have lost 1/4 of my casino bankroll playing slots, but I'd say I was adequately compensated for my birthday outing.
Yeah. I'm a pretty lucky Val.
Good for you. I like to win!
ReplyDeleteMe too! Playing is fun, but winning is better!
DeleteYou are so lucky, I just don't know anyone who wins like you do. Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteI do feel extra lucky. My lunch companions used to be excited when they'd hear my name called. Now they are almost surly! Thanks for the birthday wishes!
DeleteDefinitely a VERY lucky Val, and Happy Birthday :) You should keep a ziplock baggie in your purse so you can take home delicious leftovers like tater tots and Texas toast. What is Texas toast anyway?
ReplyDeleteThanks, it was a good birthday. Heh, heh! A baggie! It makes me think of Napoleon Dynamite, saving tater tots in the side pocket on the leg of his pants. My tots would be squished after spending time in my soft-sided gambling purse.
DeleteTexas Toast is a thick, square slice of white bread, coated with butter, grilled golden brown so it has a little crunch. Like toast, but from the grill, not a toaster.
Ooooh! YUM!
DeleteNow you know why I hated to leave without eating it!
DeleteYou're going to need a bigger $3 change purse!
ReplyDeleteThere's always Mother's Day, and Christmas...
DeleteHappy birthday to you lucky lady. You d o seem to have a sixth sense about those machines and scratchers.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Sometimes it seems like I get in a groove. All or nothing. One thing's for sure, whether losing or winning, the streak will end, and swing back the other way.
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