Wednesday, July 21, 2021

I'm Surprised They Didn't Have a Petting Zoo

Hick sent me a picture from his travels. Said he was sitting at a Subway, having breakfast. But wait! That's not the WRONGEST thing about this revelation.

 
Doesn't look like any Subway around here! Nor like any casino around here. According to the sign, they also have a...

Bowling Center - too bad Hick didn't pack his shoes and bowling ball.
 
Parking Garage - must be a ritzy joint.
 
Kid Quest - what in the Not-Heaven? Do you go on a quest to find kids? Perhaps your own, that you're trying to lose?

Theaters - who wants to see a show, with all the other stuff to do here?

Arcade - I'm down with that. Almost as much fun as a casino, and cheaper! I hope they had those quarter-pushing games.

Restrooms - AHA! It IS a ritzy joint!

I see one of Hick's favorite slots right there in the front: Mr. CASHMAN. Technically, this one is Cashman Bingo. But I bet Hick played it.

When he got all the way to his destination of Near-Vegas, Hick and his brother went to a couple casinos. 

"I swear, he's just like you! He won $700 at the first casino, and $500 at the second one. I didn't win nothin'! AND the next night, as he walked out of the bathroom, he found $100."

Hick is good luck to those who gamble with him... The bad luck sticks to Hick.

4 comments:

  1. Some people are just lucky at gambling and others are just not.

    Also, some people lie. The way to tell the lucky from the liars, is the lucky are bot broke.

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    1. My sister the ex-ex-mayor's wife sent me a text today with a picture of yesterday's jackpot. She won $407 on a 75-cent bet. A pic. So it happened, according to the logic of Genius. Not that I'd consider her lucky. She finally low-rolled herself to a jackpot.

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  2. At least he is having fun, seeing his brother is better than winning, right?

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    1. Yes. Hick had been talking about this trip since January. I think he's having a good time. They've been sightseeing by day, and going to casinos at night.

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