Hick went down in the woods Monday, and it was NO PICNIC!
Remember how we've been having some unwanted activity around our enclave? Like the white Dodge sedan that parked overnight on our Other 10 Acres, then was seen elsewhere on our gravel roads? And the guy breaking into a neighbor's house, caught on camera? There's MORE!
Wednesday evening, the guy whose kids vandalized Hick's Creekside Cabin called Hick to say that he'd just run off some people in a side-by-side who were riding around by a house that's for sale. He asked if they lived here, and they said no, they lived out on one of the nearby county blacktop roads. So he told them they were trespassing, and to get on out of here, and not come back. I find a certain satisfaction in that irony, he himself the parent of trespassers...
Sunday evening, Hick was called by a guy who said there was somebody burning stuff on our Other 10 Acres. He went up there, but only saw two small piles of sticks, which the lady living next door likes to burn. Sure, it was on our side of the property line, but Hick didn't even stop. He said maybe she'll rake up some sticks from OUR side and burn them.
Monday, Hick decided to go up to our Other 10 Acres and look around. He drove the tractor, planning to move a few more logs along the frontage, to keep people from driving in. A car won't make it, but currently a 4-wheeler or 4WD truck could. He'd been gone about an hour when he texted me.
"Just found an abandoned truck down in the woods at our Other 10 Acres."
"Are you calling the police? Might be stolen."
"Yes. Waiting on them to call me back."
"Did you ask HOS if he knows anything about it?" [Hick's Oldest Son, who used to live up there until last summer, when he moved into the $5000 House he and Hick renovated.]
"Yes. He said he saw it a while back, and sent me pictures. I never got them.
"Huh. Seems pretty random for a stranger to leave it. And when was HOS out here, and why didn't he call you? Last I remember, he texted you he was up there getting some of his stuff. That was before you put the log across the driveway."
"He said since I didn't text him back, he figured I didn't care. He's re-sending the picture. Somebody has been cutting wood. Looks like trees on the ground. Maybe to make a fire."
"Might be something with the neighbors or people they know."
"No. I asked them. They saw a couple trucks up here a few weeks ago, but said they left pretty quick. I'm still waiting on the deputies. It must be shift change for them. It's 3:00."
The county sheriff's deputy arrived, and ran the VIN. As he called it in on the radio, he said, "It looks like it could be the truck the Backroads police chased out here a few weeks ago. They lost it on [county blacktop road where are mailboxes are]."
Hick got more information, by eavesdropping, and by making conversation while waiting for the county to send a tow truck.
The Backroads police know who was driving the truck when they chased it. They know the truck was reported stolen from a little town over by Bill-Paying town, about three weeks ago. At the time, it had a motorcycle in the back. Gone now.
Hick showed the deputy the picture of the house-breaker-inner, INSIDE the house, that the owner had put on the enclave's Facebook page. And said people out here think he lives in the house by our Other 10 Acres, where the stick-burning lady lives. The deputy said they are acquainted with that guy, and he has been involved in a lot of stuff, and they are investigating.
Oh, and such a coincidence... the guy who the truck belonged to just happened to call the dispatcher while Hick and the deputy were waiting for the tow truck, asking if they had any information lately on his stolen truck. Maybe he was listening to a scanner, and heard about a truck found on someone's property.
Something is pretty fishy here. Not pointing any fingers. I'm not a big believer in coincidences. Somebody knows somebody who knows something.
It looks like a little one, but it's a Ford F-150. Took two tow trucks to get it out. A 4WD wrecker to hook up to it and pull it to the gravel road, and a flat-bed tilting car-hauler to take it to town. Hick volunteered to use his tractor if they couldn't get it. The deputy said, "This is going to cost that guy more than the truck is worth! He's already said he doesn't have insurance on it."
Never a dull moment.ReplyDelete
I would prefer to have dull moments, rather than possess stolen property!Delete
Your life is never boring.ReplyDelete
Except on long drives with Hick, when I'm lulled nearly senseless by his sweaving (swerving and weaving) until he jars me back to reality by driving on the wake-up bumps of the shoulder or center line.Delete
This sounds so dangerous.ReplyDelete
I don't recommend harboring stolen property, but I do think a person should be able to own land without barricading it against trespassers!Delete
You can never be too careful these days. There was a car jackinng at the gas station ont he corner. Things are getting bad everywhere. Be careful.ReplyDelete
Yes, everywhere. Between 3:30 when I got home from town, and 4:30 when Hick left for town, somebody dumped a couch and recliner on the blacktop county road over the hill from our mailboxes. We have become a hotbed of ne'er-do-well-ity over the past month!Delete
"Somebody knows somebody who knows something"ReplyDelete
There's a lot of that going around. Anyway I hope the baddies get caught and the good guy gets his truck back. I've seen a few Fords around town here, they ain't small!
You have two separate 10 acre blocks besides the block you live on?
We have our house on the 10 acres we bought right before we got married. When Genius was 4, and The Pony still an infant, we bought the 10 acres up on the hill, for an investment, to give to the boys as adults. Then 10 years later, we bought 10 acres next to our house, on the BARn side, to keep someone else from putting a house there. Hick likes land, and I like privacy. So we have 30 acres total, 20 of them joined together.Delete
Our property is such a random place for a police chase to end. The truck thief had to be familiar with our gravel roads, and know that our property was not inhabited.
It's odd that HOS didn't push the issue of finding a truck on the property. It's odd that the house-breaker-inner lives in the house next to our property, with his aunt the Stick-Burner. I don't know how it's all connected.
Hick says the Stick-Burner and her husband are good people. HOS was friends with them when he lived out here. Not sure when the house-breaker-inner moved there, or if HOS knows him. AND somebody out here said that the white Dodge sedan was often seen at Stick-Burner's house, picking up the house-breaker-inner.
Not even a TV show could wrap that up in 60 minutes.
My daughter's in-laws had a 20 acre farm and I thought THAT was huge. Now she has a house on one and a half acres which also looks plenty big enough for me. All I have is 400 square feet of living space and the small side patch I call my garden. And neighbours so close I can hear the toilets flushing.Delete
You don't have to worry about anybody leaving a stolen truck in your space, for THREE WEEKS before discovering it! So there's that. You have my sympathy for the flushing toilets, though.Delete
Sounds like the natives are restless down there...but a grill and a vacuum cleaner?ReplyDelete
I shall be humming "The Teddybears Picnic" all day. Thanks so much. 😷
I feel like we're hosting a ne'er-do-well festival! Sorry about the song, but it lent itself to the occasion.Delete
"Somebody knows somebody who knows," is right...just be glad Hick did not find somebody IN that truck. Getting interesting out your way.ReplyDelete
I'd rather it was dull out here. And I'm glad the criminals stash their headless bodies in a septic tank, not a stolen truck.Delete
Sounds like you should notify Dateline! Or ... you could write an ending of the story. People love good mysteries.ReplyDelete
I wish I KNEW the ending to the story! I like the RESOLUTION of a good mystery! Otherwise... it's still a mystery!Delete