Remember when I
selflessly gave up my chicken-strip lunch to The Pony, only to find out that he had eaten Hick's leftover pizza that I coveted for myself? The Pony might be more crafty than I presumed.
Only a few days earlier, I had brought home the same lunch for myself, the Dairy Queen two-piece chicken strips, and pretzel sticks with queso sauce. They're on the 2 for $4 menu. On that day, The Pony didn't dig into the bag to get out his own chicken/pretzel meal, because I got him a burger at Hardee's across the street from DQ. So I KNOW he didn't see the sad state of my chicken that day.
What in the NOT-HEAVEN? In what universe would those be considered chicken STRIPS? They're barely chicken NUGGETS! When a soft pretzel stick and plastic ramekin of queso look gigantic in comparison, you know I got chicken-cheated! Sure, they gave me three instead of two. They KNEW they were short-chickening me! That's an admission of guilt right there. No way would they accidentally give me THREE chicken STRIPS off the 2 for $4 menu.
I really hope The Pony enjoyed
my that leftover pizza. At least I had two respectable chicken strips on the day I tried to be selfless.
DQ has always had rather large chicken strips. You are right about them being chicken nuggets!
ReplyDeleteYeah! It's not like I expect them to be the same size as the ones in a Chicken Strip Basket, since they're only $2. Still, I expect them to be STRIPS, not NUGGETS!
Delete2 large or three small, not really much difference there, but those pretzel sticks look gigantic.
ReplyDeleteThe pretzel sticks are GREAT! They're as thick as a fat cigar, and about 6 inches long. They're best dipped in the honey mustard sauce that comes with the chicken. 3 pretzel sticks for $2 in this deal.
DeleteYou just always hit the jackpot, don't you? Now I want oretzel sticks.
ReplyDeleteI want them too! I have them for lunch almost every day.
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