With nothing to complain about (mark your calendar), I have nothing left to share but previously unmentioned items Hick found in his 18 storage units.
Any burgeoning flautists or flutists out there? C'mon! I know some of you are musical. And I'm not just talking about tooting after consuming the magical fruit, beans.
Perhaps you like to flout your bling while on stage fluting for the masses. I would suggest leaving the StL dogtag home if you're playing Chicago.
Leather is always a good look, but please wear something under your chaps. PLEASE!
You might need a belt to hold up your chaps, and a helmet in case the crowd gets whipped into a frenzy when you're rockin' the flute. Proper footwear is a must.
After your concert, you might want to slip your tootsies into something more comfortable. But don't use these flip-flops! They're concrete! Like a yard ornament.
Don't get the crowd too hyped up, or you might get arrested for inciting a riot! Ain't that right, Axl Rose? You know what I'm talkin' about!
Yes, Hick still has some more unmentioned items. Some of them are unmentionable, and some of them haven't had their picture taken yet. More on Hick's never-ending unit as it unfolds...
Handcuffs? Huh.
ReplyDeleteit's sad to see the leather boots so uncared for. They need some TLC. I bet if Hick polished them a bit he'd get a higher price, same with all the other leather.
Hick already sold the chaps and helmet. I think he got $60 for the chaps, don't know about the helmet.
DeleteI imagine he cleaned up the boots, but I don't know if he has them in his Storage Unit Store yet. The chaps were sold when he described them to a guy whose son wanted them (even though they are a woman's chaps).
That flute is a good find for sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I imagine that flute will sell around the time school starts and 6th graders start band class. The local music store also buys and sells and rents used instruments.
DeleteTell ya what, joeh. I'll buy the flute and tootle along with your strummin' on the gee-tahr! Can fame and fortune be far behind?
ReplyDeleteNeed to figure what music goes well with a flute and guitar.
DeleteYou might check out some old Jethro Tull hits!
DeleteMore unmentionable than tighty-whiteys in the poolio?
ReplyDeleteReally?
That might be hard for you to believe. But then, YOU haven't been subjected to the sight of NO tighty-whiteys in Poolio...
DeleteOkay, forget all that stuff that is fine to display! Sioux and I want to know about the UNmentionables!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you are giving Sioux a voice. She's such a shy, RETIRING wallflower, you know...
DeleteHick referred to the box of unmentionables he found as "toys." ADULT toys. And he said that he was pretty sure the owner was a woman. I told him to throw them on the burn pile. Whether he did or not, who knows?