Saturday, May 6, 2023

Val Has Been De-CENTed

Before you stop pinching your nostrils shut, and rejoice at the news that Val has been de-CENTed... be forewarned that there's something rotten in Backroads. Something stinks like roadkill stewed in sewage, sprinkled with diced durian, and left to simmer on hot asphalt in August.

VAL DID NOT FIND A SINGLE COIN THIS WEEK!

Oh, the disappointment. The agony. The unfairness that was accentuated by Hick declaring:

"I found a penny at my storage locker on Thursday!"

This is a travesty. It's the first of the month. People should have coins jangling in their pockets. Hick did! In fact, I discovered a dime in the bottom of the washer after he did his laundry. I was smarting with the knowledge that it was HICK's dime. 

Maybe something big is coming down the pike for Val. Right, Even Steven???

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That's 0 COINS this week, for 0 CENTS towards Val's Future Pennyillionaire Fortune!
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2023 RUNNING TOTAL

Penny           still at 46.
Dime             still at 8
Nickel           still at 1
Quarter        still at 1

2022 FINAL TOTALS

Penny           124
Dime              21
Nickel              7
Quarter             9

2021 FINAL TOTALS

Penny        124
Dime           14
Nickel           7
Quarter         6
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4 comments:

  1. If you do get even-stevened with something big, then I shall congratulate you (while throwing a small-child type tantrum "it's MY turn!")

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    1. I am willing to sit out something big, if Even Steven will deliver it to you. But not if he's going to bestow it on Hick!

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  2. People worried about their finances?

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    1. Maybe. I've seen fewer of those flattened plastic liquor bottles on the parking lots.

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