Happy New Year!
Here's a little gift, courtesy of the folks of Outer Backroadsia:
Yeah. People are d*cks. Just because you don't want your old stinky ugly couch doesn't mean the out-of-town folks want it. You might as well give us your muffin stumps. Or your toilet book, "French Impressionist Paintings." What we need is Rebecca DeMornay as a frontwoman to vocalize our cause. We don't want your charity, and we especially don't want your trash.
Or, to put the idea out there in Hick's words..."I don't know why people do that. They could have tossed it in the river and it would be gone by now."