Freebie, Freebie, Who Got the Freebie?

C'mon! You know darn well it was HICK! 

I was chatting with Hick before he left for the auction on Monday, and he said,

"Did you see my whiskey?"

"No. What do you mean? I just bought you a bottle the other day."

"My buddy give me one. A bottle of Wild Turkey 101. So I bought him a $3 lunch at the Senior Center. The other day down at the lockers we was talkin' about the heat. He said he sure liked a cold beer, and I said I liked a cold mixed drink with Wild Turkey. Then I was gettin' out of my truck for lunch, and he said, 'Come over here.' And he handed me a bottle of Wild Turkey! What's that cost, about 20 bucks? The regular size bottle."

"You mean like a fifth? That's probably $26 with tax. It used to be cheaper. I think around $22 when I first started getting it at Country Mart. But last time it was around $26. They're pretty high on things. But I'm pretty sure it would have been over $20, wherever he got it."

"I cain't figure out why he'd give it to me. Unless it's because I gave him some insulation. And I told him he could have however much he needs, because I cain't use it all. That stuff I bought from HOS. So maybe he's just thanking me for the insulation."

"That's probably it. Most people don't go around handing out fifths of whiskey. Even to YOU!"