Like Feeding Candy to a Harem

Hick doesn't go to the senior apartments on Saturdays. So he handed out his valentines to his harem on Friday.

"The girls all liked their valentines."

"But what about the men?"

"I didn't give no men no valentines!"

"I KNOW! That's the point. I wondered if any of them had anything to say."

"They don't know. I didn't give them out in front of the men."

Well. That might be the most common-sense thing Hick has done in 20 years. I wonder if he told "the girls" to keep their mouth shut.

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Further questioning led to the revelation that Hick had "knocked on their doors" to distribute his valentine candy to his harem.

"So you just went door to door? Didn't have a meeting? What if they think they're the only one getting a valentine from you, and then they all start talking, and get mad?"

"They ain't gonna get mad. They loved their valentines. But here's something I don't think is right. My friend there that runs the lunch program had a valentine party. But she only invited the people she likes!"

"Wait. She had it there in the building?"

"Yeah. It was a bunch of the people who deliver meals. And she only invited three of the gals from upstairs."

"Was it an actual work party? Like for the delivery people? Do the three women she invited help her out in some way?"

"I don't know if they help or not. It wasn't an announced party like she has on some holidays for everyone. Just people she had invited, and it was there in the building."

"You know this will probably start an argument with the ones who weren't invited! Were YOU invited?"

"No. I wasn't invited to the girls' valentine party."

"Then that can be your answer when they all get into it. 'Hey, I wasn't invited either.' Anyway, I guess someone is allowed to have a party and invite their friends, without including everyone. It's just odd that it was held there in the building, but not for everyone."

"Yeah. I don't think it was right that she didn't invite them all." Said the man who only gave candy to the elderly women, and nothing to the men.