Anybody Looking for a Bargain?

We were having lunch at the casino when Hick got a text from Realtor Guy that the listing was up for Bargain House. Hick is quite pleased with the photos. I don't think they show the house as well as the pictures taken by Hick and The Pony, but they'll do.

I am thrilled with the description Realtor Guy posted:

Move-in ready and budget friendly, this [redacted] home is ideal for a first-time buyer or anyone wanting a reliable home without worrying about major repairs. Major infrastructure improvements include a new sewer line and new water service line from the house to the street, sump pump in the basement, and a clear termite inspection on file. Electrical and plumbing updates feature a new 200-amp electrical service, new kitchen electrical wiring, and new kitchen supply and drain plumbing lines. Mechanical upgrades include a new HVAC system with gas furnace, new electric water heater, and double pane windows, helping keep utility costs low with the electric bill averaging around $60 per month. Interior improvements include updated luxury vinyl plank flooring, new blinds throughout, new kitchen appliances, and an added mudroom/laundry room with utility sink. Exterior features include a metal roof, sidewalks, and a corner lot. With two bedrooms and two bathrooms and the expensive updates already completed, this property offers practical living and strong value in today's market.

Doesn't THAT make you want to drive by for a look, and possibly schedule a showing? As I always emphasize, we're not refurbishing the Taj Mahal. We take a basic house that needs a little TLC, and upgrade it to a safe, livable house. No frills. Just a basic home in a decent neighborhood.

Realtor Guy also said that Hick will get a text notification when a realtor is showing the house. He asked if there were times that Hick did not want a showing, and Hick replied that any time is fine. Nobody is living or working there.

We'll see how it goes. There were over 150 views of the Bargain House listing by Thursday night, after it went online at noon. Lots of people look. All it takes is ONE looker to buy it.