Some members of Hick's Harem can be a little snoopy. The one whose bedroom door was blocked by a slipper, necessitating a Sunday night phone call to Hick, is the head snooper. I don't see a late-life career as a private investigator in her future. She may be good at snooping out evidence (except for her own slipper keeping her bedroom door from closing), but she misses glaringly obvious clues (like her own slipper keeping her bedroom door from closing).
Hick had another story about her on Friday.
"I had bought a stove for the apartment we've been working on. I brought it from Lowe's, and me and Old Buddy put it in the upstairs hall until we're ready to put it in next week. It's still in the box. I wrote a note and put on it that I brought in this box to work on the apartment. I signed my name on it. Just so the people would know what was going on. Then that goofy gal calls me, and says, 'Somebody left a big box in here in the hall!' I had to tell her it was fine, that I put it there. I don't know how she didn't see the note right on it."
Yeah. You wouldn't want somebody randomly leaving a stove in a box. What kind of psycho prankster would do such a thing!
The way this gal operates, it wouldn't surprise me if she called Hick to report that NOBODY HAS LEFT ANYTHING IN THE HALL! And of course the best time to report it would be on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday night.
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