The Weekendly Harem Report

We almost made it through the weekend without Harem interference. ALMOST!

Sunday night, Hick and I were watching football. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs the Bears in Chicago. We are Buccaneers fans because of quarterback Baker Mayfield. He was helming the Sooners while The Pony was at OU. Hick and HOS (Hick's Oldest Son) went (8-hour drive) to a game. It was WILD! I was even a Cleveland Browns fan when Baker (we're on a first-name basis, you know) played there after being the #1 draft pick.

Anyhoo... shortly before 8:00, Hick took a bathroom break during a commercial. He leaves his phone on the charger by the bathroom sink. When he returned to the living room, he said:

"That crazy drinkin' woman sent me a text. She wants her door lock changed. Says it is 'of the utmost importance.'"

"Does she think you're gonna rush over there tonight to fix it? What did you tell her?"

"I ain't told her nothin'. I suspect she gave her boyfriend a key, and now she wants her lock changed. She'll have to pay. It'll cost her $100 to change it."

"Sounds like maybe she should make a call of utmost importance to 911, if she has a problem like that. Don't you have chains on the doors?"

"No, but that's her other option. I'll tell her she can get the lock changed for $100, or I can put a chain on her door."

Hick also added that it might be time for this chunk of his Harem to find a new place to live. The police WERE called last weekend. I think she's the one who did the calling.