Hick went to Illinois again on Wednesday, to pick up merchandise for his SUS2.5 (Storage Unit Store 2.5). He finally found the scratchers he had bought there last month (and won on), which he couldn't find to take on his last trip. He took them this time, but FORGOT to cash them in! I guess the third time might be the charm.
Anyhoo... Hick sent me a text when he got back to Bill-Paying Town with his merch. I don't know exactly where Hick goes in Illinois, but it's an hour trip from here to the state line. So it takes two hours minimum just to get over there and back, plus Hick's time making his purchases, and stopping for lunch. He had planned to go by his SUS2.5 on the way home, to leave his new merchandise.
"I just got to Bill-Paying Town to drop off my stuff but just realized I don't have keys to get in so I'll be home in a bit."
Let the record show that Bill-Paying Town, where Hick's SUS2.5 is located, is 30 minutes from home. Not really worth the time to pick up keys and go back, after being gone all day on this trip.
I resisted the urge to ask why Hick didn't just take off the front wall.
Oh, Hick. You keep us all entertained. Hick is in his own zone.
ReplyDeleteHick is quite amusing, for somebody born without a funny bone. He doesn't see the humor in most things, but provides plenty of laughs for others.
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