Hick came home from a day of selling at his SUS2.5 (Storage Unit Store 2.5) and said he got an interesting text from a customer.
"She asked me who was the guy driving the Dodge Charger."
"Isn't that the car from that TV show? What was it? The orange car with a number on the side. Maybe a 1?"
"The Dukes of Hazard? No. That was a Dodge Challenger. This was a Charger. A newer model. Kind of like a Barracuda."
"Oh! I had one of those in my Hot Wheels cars. It was purple. Really fast."
"Anyway, she asked me who that guy was. I think she's kind of sweet on him."
"You could be a matchmaker! Did you tell her who it was?"
"No. He's married! He's been married five or six times. I just told her that he's a regular customer."
"How old is she?"
"Probably in her 40s. Same as he is. But I'm not telling her who he is. He's married."
Well... for now, anyway! Never a dull moment for Hick.
Yeah, being married over and over means something is wrong with him. tell her that he is married happily.
ReplyDeleteHick IS known for leaving out details, heh, heh! If she pursues the guy on her own, Hick can't be blamed.
DeleteIf he's been married five or six times already that woman might want to look elsewhere for someone more reliable.
ReplyDeleteShe might want to look somewhere else, instead of asking a junk store proprietor to fix her up with a customer!
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