Denise "Honey" Reese is the sweetest student at Willy Wonka Elementary School. She never met a stranger, never had an enemy. Denise is also a savvy young entrepreneur. Her candy product, Denise's Peaces, are making her a future fortune. Denise, though, gives 49 percent of her earnings to charity, namely an anti-bullying campaign.
Denise noticed how people LOVE buttercream frosting, and always ask for a corner piece of cake, or one with a big buttercream rose. Now she has her own candy line to feed that desire. Wrist Roses like Ring Pops, Buds on a Stick, Bloomin' Pendants...all in assorted colors, with true buttercream flavor.
Will Denise continue to enjoy the sweet smell of success, or will Principal Slugworth put an end to her marketing campaign? (126 words)
Fake Reviews for Val’s Fake Book
Kit Kat..."Gimme a break! This fake author has no idea how to write about anything SWEET! I'd break off a piece of myself to help this little candy girl, but Thevictorian needs her fake-book streak broken NOW."
Three Musketeers..."All for one, that cute little candy entrepreneur, and NONE for Val. Support the buttercream anti-bullying fund, but don't give one PENNY to Val Thevictorian!"
Tootsie Pop..."How many licks does it take to beat the fake-book-writing urge out of this fake author? I'm pretty sure her center is rotten to the core."
Sour Patch Kids..."First we're sour, then we're sweet. We might give you Thevictorian's latest fake book as a gift, but then we'll break into your house, steal it back, burn it, and give the cash."
Life Savers..."This fake author has written too many fake books. She may think she's on a roll, but there's a hole in her logic. Let us save your reading life. Take our advice. DON'T buy this fake book!"
Swedish Fish..."Something stinks around here, and it ain't us! This fake author's face should be red with embarrassment for daring to foist her fake books on the unwitting public."
Skittles..."Even tasting the rainbow can't cleanse the aftertaste of THIS fake book from your palate."
Those Little Candy Buttons on a Ribbon of Waxy Paper..."This fake book isn't worth of the paper it's printed on. Thevictorian may be good at pushing people's buttons, but she definitely has poor taste when it comes to fake writing."
Twizzlers..."This fake author's work will make your insides feel so twisted that you'll wish you were hollow inside!"
Ribbon Candy in a Cut-Glass Dish on Your Grandma's Coffee Table..."This fake author's fake book is about as popular as US. But even we have better taste than Val Thevictorian."
Bon-Bons..."Nobody wants to lay on a couch with Thevictorian. In fact, they'd rather work a demanding job requiring hard physical labor than relax with one of her fake books."