tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post5902540376366916494..comments2024-03-28T08:41:01.172-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: Back-of-the-Book-Blurb Friday #93 "Denise's Peaces"Valhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-59828339506868752562018-01-14T16:12:00.102-06:002018-01-14T16:12:00.102-06:00How could I forget the Circus Peanuts? Mmm...I can...How could I forget the Circus Peanuts? Mmm...I can almost taste them. I LOVE Circus Peanuts. Okay. I kind of enjoy them. I tolerate them. A couple is more than a feast. <br /><br />There are so many directions their review might have taken! <br /><br />"Val makes fake-writing a 3-ring circus." <br /><br />"If only George Washington Carver could have developed a vaccine to make people immune to Val's fake writing."<br /><br />"Val should be treated like peanuts in the South: boiled, and dropped into a bottle of Coca Cola. That would put an end to her fake writing."<br /><br />"Val's fake writing is the new 'elephant' in the room."<br /><br />"One little-known fact is that Chuckles the Clown VOLUNTEERED to be shucked like a peanut by an elephant, rather than fake-read one of Val's fake books."<br /><br />Thank you, Madam, for reminding me about Circus Peanuts.<br /><br />That certain vegetable and I go WAY BACK. To this day, I would rather eat a truckload of Circus Peanuts than THAT vegetable. Unless it's in soup or chicken pot pie or 7-Layer Salad.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-61389741024828510142018-01-14T12:50:50.180-06:002018-01-14T12:50:50.180-06:00You included the ribbon candy, but you left out th...You included the ribbon candy, but you left out the Circus Peanuts. Did you have a deprived childhood? Didn't your grandparents have those marshmallowy orange peanuts?<br /><br />(Finally, I posted.) You went in the direction of sweets, I went in the opposite direction of a certain vegetable.Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-84955098403299527932018-01-13T16:37:10.504-06:002018-01-13T16:37:10.504-06:00I think those fake reviewers are bitter!I think those fake reviewers are bitter!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-87843373535318860152018-01-13T16:35:41.699-06:002018-01-13T16:35:41.699-06:00Ooh! Maybe I can rush out an abridged fake-edition...Ooh! Maybe I can rush out an abridged fake-edition which includes fake recipes!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-9928148864184101232018-01-13T16:34:04.066-06:002018-01-13T16:34:04.066-06:00Heh, heh. And it's not in my garage, either. S...Heh, heh. And it's not in my garage, either. Story coming soon.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-44876256004281869952018-01-13T16:33:13.781-06:002018-01-13T16:33:13.781-06:00Thanks to Sioux's choice of the picture this w...Thanks to Sioux's choice of the picture this week, my fake book practically fake-sells itself! SWEET!<br /><br />You can't go wrong by also giving Cindy some candy and flowers. My fake books are an acquired taste, and while I'm sure that Cindy is too much of a lady to blatantly slam my fake book, it might not be her cup of tea.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-4386971308975279602018-01-13T10:48:27.294-06:002018-01-13T10:48:27.294-06:00Sugar pie, honey bunch, sweet Denise is hawking Pe...Sugar pie, honey bunch, sweet Denise is hawking Peace, what's wrong with those fake reviewers? bad Skittles!Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-37324248259158977362018-01-12T22:45:52.603-06:002018-01-12T22:45:52.603-06:00Does this fake book also contain Denise's fake...Does this fake book also contain Denise's fake recipes? That would be something to break the ice with at a stuffy old dinner party.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-90769275013673664822018-01-12T20:07:45.708-06:002018-01-12T20:07:45.708-06:00You've heard of the sweet smell of success? I...You've heard of the sweet smell of success? It doesn't seem to be anywhere around this fake book!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-22912728337594342612018-01-12T19:47:31.180-06:002018-01-12T19:47:31.180-06:00Little Denise is so sweet I'd have a hard time...Little Denise is so sweet I'd have a hard time not fake buying your fake book Denise's Peaces, this will be my first fake book of the year so I'd might as well start off with something sweet, to pass along to Cindy for Valentines day...I'd probably better buy some candy and flowers too, just in case a fake book is not proper in her eyes.Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00079471254681821763noreply@blogger.com