My sister the ex-mayor's wife and I started planning Casinopalooza 2 immediately after we returned from the original Casinopalooza. Actually...the planning started at breakfast on the last day of Casinopalooza. We both came back with excess cash. It was just a matter of working around everybody's schedule. Even though Hick was the only one of us four actually working.
With Genius heading off to a summer job again at Garmin two weeks after finals, he only had two weekends available, and chose the first one. A fly in the ointment was the fact that he is second university photographer, and would be taking pictures of the graduation ceremony on Saturday. We arranged to pick him up on Sunday, and meet up that afternoon with Sis and the ex-mayor, who were going to Oklahoma (no banjos on their knees) on Saturday. The Pony would drive in from the other side of Oklahoma to meet us there.
Two weeks before our trip, casino offers were rolling in every day. Sis said her mailman probably imagined them to be high rollers. She said the ex-mayor had a free hotel offer at a certain casino. We did not, but she said it wasn't good for Saturdays, so they could only use one night of it, but since we'd be there on Monday night, too, that we could use hers for Sunday night and Monday night.
THEN...a couple days later, we both got offers from a bigger casino. TWO free nights! For both of us. The ex-mayor, Sis, and I all got an offer. Hick did not. That's because he somehow lost his player's card, probably left it in the first machine he played. Because I KNOW he got a card. He got the free play, and the $10 in free food voucher.
Anyhoo...the ex-mayor called and reserved their room for Saturday night and Sunday night. Sis wanted me to call and get our room and let her know which of the two towers we were in. She said that the lady Ex-M talked to was very polite. "She told him he had the Buffalo Promotion. He also got a free spa treatment, and $30 in free play, and a free buffet. He says it's because he was so good at that Buffalo game. Remember? With his $7 free play? He kept winning and winning."
Yes. I remembered. I did not do as well. But I won $500 on a single play as Hick and I were getting ready to leave that night. I called about our reservations for Sunday night and Monday night. Well! I obviously did not get the same customer service rep as Ex-M.
"Hello. I got a card in the mail offering a free stay, and I'd like to reserve a room."
"How do you know you have a free stay?"
"It's on a postcard from your casino that I got in the mail."
"Have you ever even PLAYED in our casino."
"Yes. That's how I got the card."
"Do you have a player's card?"
"Yes. That's how they knew to send me the postcard with the offers."
"Do you play here a lot?"
"No. I live in Missouri. I've only been there once. But I wanted to come back, and use this free stay."
"OH! All right. What is the code on your card?"
"What nights do you want?"
"Sunday the 14th and Monday the 15th."
"Oh. I will have to charge you for the second night."
"Why? My card says it's good for THREE nights per week!"
"Yes. Did you read the fine print? You have three offers per week. One is good Sunday-Thursday. One is for Friday. And one is for Saturday."
"I see something at the bottom, but I'll need a magnifying glass. I'll take your word for it."
"Are you traveling with anybody else? Do they have a player's card? You can use their comp for the second night."
"Just my husband. He has a player's card, but I don't have the number."
"What's his name? Did he GET a player's card? I don't see anything on him."
"He got a player's card, and the free play, and the food voucher."
"Well, I don't see his name anywhere here. There's no record of him playing. Anybody else?"
"Do you have a military discount? Or AAA?"
"Yes. We have AAA."
"I can give you a discount. If you decide you don't want the second night, notify the desk before noon on that day. Or if you find somebody else in your party with a comp, we can apply that."
SOOO...as of now (writing this the night before we left for Casinopalooza 2) the plan is to use Sis's room comp for our second night. Since they are using Ex-M's for their Saturday session and Sunday-Thursday session. She IS a member of my party, you know. Worst they can do is tell us no, and things stay the same.
Oh, yeah. And Sis had a code of ELK2 on her comp mailer. Pretty sure I'm the low critter in that hierarchy. DEER --> ELK --> BUFFALO. But one thing I know for sure. Ex-M did not get his offers for being really good at that Buffalo game. He got them due to the money he put through those machines. They desperately want him back, because you can't win all the time, you know.
Even though I like to imagine that I can.