On Sunday, Genius sent me a text as soon as I pulled into the garage. While I sat awaiting my faithful Pony's unloading of the groceries, I took a peek to see how much money Genius wanted. Oh, wait. Genius didn't want any money!
"So on my way home from campus last night, another Solar Car person was following me home and a deer ran into the side of his car. He fared worse against the deer than I did a tractor trailer."
"My elaborate scenario imagination says you could have been killed by that deer crashing through your windshield!"
"Perhaps. Thankfully it wasn't MY beautiful car. It was his 1994 Toyota Camry."
"Foreign cars cost more to fix."
"He said if he even turns it in he's just going to pocket the money and not fix it. Sounds just like Pa."
"Yeah. They're two Pa's in a pod."
The Truth in Blogging Law requires Val to inform you that Genius did not ask for money, because earlier in the day, she told him she was putting money in his account to cover his mirror and wheel alignment.