I am starting a sideline. Items to be sold on the counter in the office of my handbasket factory outlet. I think I'll call them TailBaiters.
These products can be affixed to your rear bumper to send a message to tailgaters. I have several models in mind.
See the Birdie - a forearm and hand that flip out and flip off the offender.
Got Skillz? - a stick-on electronic type sign that runs a red-light-lettered scroll of driving schools in the local area.
Caged Pete - a tiny door opens to release Pete, a hyperactive two-year-old who has been feeding on two liters of grape soda from a self-watering pet bottle attached to his crate. Pete jumps onto the hood of the tailgater's vehicle and begins to dismantle it like a Twilight Zone creature after a jet engine.
Hungry for More? - an under-chassis assembly dumps dirt and rocks in front of your rear tires, so a steady cloud of particles is sprayed at the tailgater. Even better that weaving on a gravel road, this device will force-feed your dust to the uncouth culprit.
So...any customers? Or any freelancers with fresh ideas I can steal and market under my own brand?