During our phone-buying, Bonus-Hole-feeding, ball-holding excursion on Saturday, The Pony pulled his Rogue up behind a car with a license plate starting with GYN. Since he is not a Seinfeld fan, I could not make a reference to the ASSMAN. Genius would have fully appreciated the ASSMAN. He practically cut his teeth on the ASSMAN. But not The Pony. The Pony wouldn't know the ASSMAN if that man bit him on the ass.
"Look. A traveling gynecologist."
"Don't you mean JINE-a-cologist?"
"That's how you say it."
"No. It's not."
"That's how I say it. Makes more sense."
"Why would you EVEN say it? You haven't been pretending to be an online gynecologist, have you?"
"Nooo...I don't think you can do that online. But it SHOULD be JINE-a-cologist. Because of what the doctor works on. The 'gina."
I don't think he has plans to switch to pre-med just yet. Chemical engineering will have to do.