A couple weeks ago, I stumbled upon some doggie doings. I don't even want to know! The look on Juno's face obviously says, "Oh. Val. What are YOU doing here?"
Yes, my Sweet, Sweet Juno apparently has something to hide. Jack seems to find it pretty funny that Juno has been caught in the act. The act of WHAT, exactly, is a mystery.
And Jack can't even look me in the eye, lest I read his mind and decide to dish out not a tasty treat of cat kibble, but punishment to both parties!
You'd think we were missing a gift wallet made of Bison leather, monogrammed, with RFID blocker, from Sharper Image
Let the record show that all cats and chickens were present and accounted for. And the Gator still had all four tires.
That is too funny...there up ton something alright.
ReplyDeleteA mother always knows! Even the human mother of these fleabag fur babies.
DeleteIn this instance, however...Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Ronnie Milsap, Roy Orbison, Jose Feliciano, and Helen Keller could see it from space!
Someone sure does look guilty.
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY! That's why we can never let Juno take the stand. The judge would throw the book at her. Not even Jackie Chiles could help her.
DeleteVal--I think Juno is only guilty by association. She's slinking around because she knows Jack did something.
ReplyDeleteWill you be her public defender? I can't be forking over my lottery winnings to keep Juno out of the big house.
DeleteWith Jack's demeanor, I think your deduction is quite possible.
She may have had a rendezvous with Copper!!
ReplyDeleteNOOO!!!
DeleteI just gasped audibly. Like in a badly-acted movie. Not my Sweet, Sweet Juno! At least I know she won't turn up "in trouble," because she has had her very special operation.
You can always tell the guilty party if you say, "WHAT did you DO?!" The eye closing, head ducking, belly crawler is usually the perp.
ReplyDeleteWell, that would work with Hick, Genius, and The Pony...but Juno is especially sensitive, and Jack doesn't give an EFF! I'm afraid Juno would take the rap, guilty or not.
DeleteThey are definitely in cahoots about something!
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