Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Do Not Take the Stand to Defend Yourself, Juno!

Did you ever have the feeling that you might have stumbled upon a situation in which you don't want to be involved? Not only do you not want to be involved...you don't even want to know what's going on. Like when Elaine stepped into the hospital room and saw Jerry holding a pillow over George's face. And Jerry said, "Oh. Elaine. What are YOU doing here?" AWKWARD!!!

A couple weeks ago, I stumbled upon some doggie doings. I don't even want to know! The look on Juno's face obviously says, "Oh. Val. What are YOU doing here?"

 
Yes, my Sweet, Sweet Juno apparently has something to hide. Jack seems to find it pretty funny that Juno has been caught in the act. The act of WHAT, exactly, is a mystery.


And Jack can't even look me in the eye, lest I read his mind and decide to dish out not a tasty treat of cat kibble, but punishment to both parties!

You'd think we were missing a gift wallet made of Bison leather, monogrammed, with RFID blocker, from Sharper Image

Let the record show that all cats and chickens were present and accounted for. And the Gator still had all four tires.

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11 comments:

  1. joehApril 26, 2017 at 6:10 PM

    That is too funny...there up ton something alright.

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    1. ValApril 26, 2017 at 10:15 PM

      A mother always knows! Even the human mother of these fleabag fur babies.

      In this instance, however...Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Ronnie Milsap, Roy Orbison, Jose Feliciano, and Helen Keller could see it from space!

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  2. stephen HayesApril 26, 2017 at 6:40 PM

    Someone sure does look guilty.

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    1. ValApril 26, 2017 at 10:17 PM

      EXACTLY! That's why we can never let Juno take the stand. The judge would throw the book at her. Not even Jackie Chiles could help her.

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  3. Sioux RoslawskiApril 26, 2017 at 9:46 PM

    Val--I think Juno is only guilty by association. She's slinking around because she knows Jack did something.

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    1. ValApril 26, 2017 at 10:19 PM

      Will you be her public defender? I can't be forking over my lottery winnings to keep Juno out of the big house.

      With Jack's demeanor, I think your deduction is quite possible.

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  4. AnonymousApril 26, 2017 at 10:47 PM

    She may have had a rendezvous with Copper!!

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    1. ValApril 27, 2017 at 9:46 AM

      NOOO!!!

      I just gasped audibly. Like in a badly-acted movie. Not my Sweet, Sweet Juno! At least I know she won't turn up "in trouble," because she has had her very special operation.

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  5. Linda O'ConnellApril 27, 2017 at 5:15 PM

    You can always tell the guilty party if you say, "WHAT did you DO?!" The eye closing, head ducking, belly crawler is usually the perp.

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    1. ValApril 27, 2017 at 5:26 PM

      Well, that would work with Hick, Genius, and The Pony...but Juno is especially sensitive, and Jack doesn't give an EFF! I'm afraid Juno would take the rap, guilty or not.

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  6. Kathy's KlotheslineApril 28, 2017 at 8:55 AM

    They are definitely in cahoots about something!

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