Here is a note I found when I returned home after a mere 45 minutes away to pick up my 44 oz Diet Coke and scratcher tickets.
Yes, that note IS written on a paper plate. That's Hick's stationery of choice. At least he used a clean plate. But look closely at the message. Hick's penmanship is just a sliver above that of Joe H's wife. I didn't have trouble understanding it, except for that last part, which I thought maybe said, "Call Thor." Since I didn't see anyone named Thor, I figured Hick meant that word to be "them." That's the problem with that plate note. It lacked detail.
When
"I wouldn't have picked up and listened, but I was expecting a call from the pharmacy about my medicine!"
"Well, I'm not sure who to call. I went to the
"Just go listen to the message."
Funny thing with our phone. If you pick up, it doesn't record a message. So Hick told me to look at the last call, which was a scammer, but the next-to-last number was the hospital number. Used by both radiology and the clinic. So I asked Hick how he didn't remember any details if he picked up and got the name JENNY, and he said he knew it wasn't for him, so he didn't pay attention, because he knew the machine would record it.
So...I called the hospital number. You realize that is long distance from Backroads, right? And I have to call on the land line because we have terrible cell phone reception at our house. You probably also realize that you can't just get a person when you call a hospital anymore. You get that long list of pick this number if you want this. I picked the number to talk to my
I left a message that I didn't know if somebody from their office had called with my test results, and gave my name and number so they could call me back at their whim. THEN I called the hospital number back, and waited for a real person at the end of the endless choice list, and the minute I mentioned that I didn't know if to call radiology or my
I really miss my old
Anyhoo...Hick was released from the hook about an hour later, when the
What that nurse actually revealed were the results of my mammogram (everything's fine, repeat in one year), and when pressed, said she'd look for the bloodwork results. In fact, she was even to the point of putting down the phone (NO!) and taking the elevator up one floor to ask them about it, but then she found it. The only three items she mentioned, after saying everything looked good, was that my fasting glucose level was 92, my total cholesterol was 142, and my good cholesterol (HDL) was 66.
So I guess I'm still kickin'. And capable of kickin' Hick's butt if he doesn't learn to take better messages.
Glad all is well in your bra and veins. Can't knock Hick on his stationery. I always used a paper plate for leaving a note and placed it on the floor so the recipient would STEP on it and couldn't say they missed the message. But if you feel the need to kick Hick, go ahead.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm as healthy as a mini pony! Hick would simply step over a plate on the floor without reading it. He inspects one on the counter in case there might be food on it for him, and this habit of mine has trained HIM to leave his message-plates there too.
DeleteMy balance isn't what it used to be, so I will reserve the Hick kicks until they're absolutely necessary.
I guess you could leave a stack of paper plates by the phone with "Name and Call Back Number" followed by a line written on them...you never know it could work.
ReplyDeleteHmm...that sounds like a new product I could market on the counter of my proposed handbasket factory. Don't expect a cut of the profits, but I might be able to get you a free season pass to the adjacent Hick's Shackytown theme park.
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