Time for more Hick treasures. I feel it's only fitting to share my latest Goodwill with you. Because Val's a giver like that. Hope nobody's reading this with their glass of warm milk, getting ready to toddle off to bed.
I don't know what's up with Hick's fascination with masks. This is the third or fourth one I've seen, and just this evening, when I said, "Why the mask?" he replied, "Oh, you haven't seen all of them I've got over in the BARn."
That's also two ducks (H: "Because I like ducks") and a beer glass shaped like a football. I argued on the beer glass.
"How do you KNOW it's a beer glass? I thought it was a vase. I don't see the football."
"Because it says BEER on the glass, and it's shaped like a football."
Hick is recycling the world's trash four pieces at a time, it seems. Bringing it home to display in his sheds in Shackytown, some already existing, and some just a glimmer in Hick's near-future-retired eye.
Small duck, $1.00. Large duck, $1.00. Beer glass, $1.00. Mask, $1.00.
Nightmare potential? Priceless.