Friday, June 17, 2016

You've Got a Knack, Jack!

Because it is Friday, and hardly anybody reads Val's masterpieces on Friday...my two loyal commenters will be treated to more Jackfoolery. He's got a knack, that little guy. A knack for wiggling his way into the hearts of even the staunchest anti-Jack-ites. For making them jump on the Jackwagon. Even sweet, sweet Juno has come around. Like a Sour Patch Kid, first Juno is sour...then she's sweet, sweet.

Here comes Jack, all ready to win friends and influence species.


That. Or he's looking for his bolt and shop towel that I put up so he couldn't work overtime all night.

Then there's Juno, seeking a kind word, a pat, perhaps a light-lipped theft of some puppy toys.


At first, she plays hard-to-get. Retreats toward her private doghouse. Reverses direction. Then she loosens up like she's stopped by Happy Hour for a couple of cocktails. She gives Jack an inviting smile.


And THEN, my friends...it is time for THE KISS!


Val's mouth is not the only place Jack freely inserts his tongue.





7 comments:

  1. I'll bet there was some butt sniffing foreplay.

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    1. Jack never tries to sniff your butt, does he?

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    2. Let the record show that Joe H is some crazy psychic, because, at times, there IS some butt sniffing. However...it is always Juno sniffing Jack's butt! Perhaps because she's not quite sure what to make of him. And because he is much too short to get his nose up to Juno's butt.

      Jack has never tried to sniff MY butt. Again, probably because he is too short. He does, however, sniff and snort into my ear while chewing on my earlobes when I pick him up every morning, noon, and night. Each of those activities as disturbing as the other.

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  2. Those two seem to be getting along better than expected. Great for household harmony.

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    1. If only they could teach a course at The Learning Annex to enlighten Hick and me on household harmony.

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  3. I knew she would come around! You will enjoy endless hours watching the two of them. My four legged family members bring me so much pleasure.

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    1. They played ALL DAY today. In fact, after 30 minutes of pew-sitting on the front porch, I noticed that Jack's head and neck were soaked with Juno's slobber. She can't bite at his tiny legs to wrestle, like she used to do with poor dumb Ann, who was a tad bigger than Juno. So...she puts Jack's whole head in her mouth and twists him down on his side. He jumps up and nips at her lips.

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