Hick has not been telling me many tales of his harem lately. I wonder if there's something I should know... It seems that the old gals are quite persuasive in leading Hick to do their bidding. Here's a text I got May 6th. Hick never has mentioned it. Just the text:
"They did clamor shots at senior center yesterday and the old ladies made me do it too"
A likely story! They MADE him do it? Surely these fragile elderlies cannot strongarm Hick into a situation which he might consider not quite appropriate. I guess it doesn't really take muscle. Just a stroking of Hick's ego...
I should probably be relieved, upon seeing the picture, that Hick meant GLAMOUR SHOTS, not clamor shots. Can't have him imbibing on his (just over $300/month) job!
There's our boy! I resisted the urge to give him googly eyes. A simple pair of spectacles will do. You'd think one of Hick's admirers could have at least straightened his tie and collar. Maybe not the one who likes to drink. Or maybe she IS the one who helped Hick get ready for his closeup. I'm pretty sure that get-up travels with the Glamour Shot photographer. I don't recall seeing Hick wear it before, nor take it out of the Mansion on picture day. This really does not look like Hick at all. It's the hat. He's usually in a trucker cap.
Heh, heh. Why am I imagining a little framed photo of Hick on each of their nightstands?
Adorable!!!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! I just can't deal with that hat. It doesn't look like Hick. Maybe his harem picked it out!
DeleteGlamour Hick is quite handsome! those clothes do travel with the photographer, and people often choose what to wear for their photo. My oldest had a set of glamour photos done about 30 years ago now and when her brother saw one of them hanging on her wall he didn't recognise her!
ReplyDeleteHe's not my Hick unless he's in a trucker cap! My grandma had a Glamour Shot, and it turned out quite well. Very flattering. It's hanging above our piano. Of course, she had been to her regular weekly beauty shop visit for her hair. Hick's last cut came from a beauty school trainee. He actually DOES have hair, just not much on top.
DeleteI did the glamour shots with my daughter (the one who doesn't talk to me) when she was 17. We looked like a madam and one of her girls. At least he doesn't look like a pimp!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! Did you name her Fancy? All Hick needed was the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat that Kramer borrowed.
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