Way back on March 9, I finished our taxes, courtesy of TurboTax. I submitted them electronically that night. Got an email notification that both State and Federal had been accepted. All that was left was to wait for them to process, and rake in the refunds. Yes. Now that we're retired, and spend a fortune on health insurance, we get a refund. It's usually a smooth process. That refund money is direct-deposited within a month or less.
REEEEEE!
Last week, I got a letter from the Missouri Department of Revenue! That is never something you want to see in your mailbox. Or laid on your kitchen counter by Hick, the mail-retriever. The DOR is not sending love letters.
I slashed that envelope with a letter-opener. Because I am civilized, unlike The Pony, who peels the flap open raggedly where it had been glued, or Hick, who tears the END off the envelope. Heathens!
Inside was a formal letter explaining that the MO DOR had adjusted our 2021 Missouri Individual Income Tax Return. To review the adjustments on Page 2, and the detailed explanation of adjustments on Page 3. And that a check for the adjusted refund amount had been issued, unless the refund amount was adjusted to less than $1.00.
WHAT IN THE NOT-HEAVEN?????
TurboTax had said there were no issues. Who does the MO DOR think they are? It didn't help that Page 2 showed the same exact pension amounts I reported from the 1099-R forms, and that Page 3 was not a detailed explanation, but a page of the tax return showing the exact same amounts I'd reported. Oh, and Page 2 said: "Please send your federal return and Form(s) 1099-R."
Well, crap!
I have two broken printers! How could I send a copy of my federal return without going to make copies of my federal return? I sure didn't want to be in tax trouble! Of course the letter arrived Friday afternoon. Friday evening before Hick brought it in the house. So I waited until Monday to call for clarification, and then until Tuesday, because Mondays are probably really busy.
Huh. I guess Tuesdays are really busy, too, because when I called, the recording said my wait would be 50-55 MINUTES! Of course I decided I wouldn't wait that long. Surely another time would be better. Or not... I held on the line. I did other computer things while waiting. Twice, I had to make a pit stop in the bathroom, taking my cell phone with me. You know those things listen to your every sound...
Anyhoo... after ONLY 45 minutes, I got a real person. She didn't know WHY the MO DOR would have sent me a letter. She looked it up. Still didn't know why.
"It's possible that was just sent out in error."
"Well, I need to know if I have to send in my 1099-R forms like it says. Is that required? Because it shows the exact same amount I reported, the exact same amount that is on the 1099-R forms. AND the refund amount is EXACTLY the same as the refund amount on my tax forms I submitted electronically. The only difference I see is on a couple line items, which have a different line number, but the same description of what I'm reporting, and the same amounts."
"I'd say you probably don't need to mail in those 1099-Rs. You can if you want. If it will make you feel better."
"No. I don't want to mail them. I just need to know if I'll be in any trouble if I don't."
"No. I don't know why you got that letter. It shows we made a direct deposit to your account on the 17th."
"WHAT? I haven't even been checking on that. So I already have my refund?"
"Yes. That's what it shows."
"Since it says my return has been ADJUSTED, does that mean I'll need to check anything about an AMENDED return when I do my taxes next year?"
"No. It was only an adjustment. Nothing was amended."
"Okay. That's all I need to know. Thank you."
So the horse's mouth says it doesn't know why I got that letter. Apparently, it did not hold up my refund. No wonder the phone waits are so long. The MO DOR is busy sending out unnecessary letters that have no bearing on the status of the tax returns.
How hard would it be to even work for a place that is that screwy? And how aggravating is it to receive stupid BS like you did? Very aggravating I am thinking. I live in Missouri, too. Sometimes things that go on here just make me shake my head.
ReplyDeleteI spent 5 years working for the MO Div of Employment Security. Commonly called "the unemployment office." I learned about the PUBLIC EMPLOYEE STANDOFF. Where workers wait and wait to see if somebody else will take the next claimant, or answer the next phone call. That could explain the waiting time on the phone!
DeleteThey "wait and wait" ON PURPOSE??
DeleteThat's cruel.
That's beyond cruel.
I've been unemployed and it is no fun to be made to wait while seeking help.
They didn't ALL do that. Just about four or five ne'er-do-wells in the whole office. Unfortunately, they were all in my department!
DeleteInefficient! So much of our tax money is wasted on unnecessary stuff. My mind starts to add things up, like paper and envelopes and postage to send out a letter that makes no difference for anything and only make the taxpayer's heart skip a beat! A form of torture. I think they plan it and make sure the letters arrive on a Friday! I smell a conspiracy!
ReplyDeleteI agree with that Friday thing! Every time I get a questionable medical bill, it comes on a Friday! Same with The Pony and his broken-ankle correspondence from Worker's Comp. Not to mention that some places close early on Fridays. And even if they DON'T close early, good luck getting somebody to answer the phone and talk to you after 3:00 on a Friday!
DeleteI'd really consider this a conspiracy, except now that I have a post office insider living in my house, I'm not so sure the USPS could efficiently carry out such a plan...
A couple of years ago, I had to call them and it was a half day wasted. When I did get a live person they told me to call back because it was flooding in Jeff City and the internet wasn't working. Ugh! The only worse thing is trying to call the IRS.
ReplyDeleteI can believe that. The phones were working, so they COULD have put a message on there about the internet problem, telling people to call back another day, and saved them a lengthy wait. But that would have been too logical.
DeleteProbably they just pick random people's names from a hat and decide that's who they'll screw with this year. They have to get their fun somehow.
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! I can also believe that!
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