Sunday, April 26, 2026

Hick Beds His Harem

The Buyer for Bargain House didn't want any of the furniture Hick had left in it. He and Old Buddy and The Pony moved out a small bed and a bed frame and dresser, along with a small table and a wall mirror, plus pictures hanging on the wall.

"I just rented an apartment to a new lady yesterday. She don't have nothin'. Her rent, after HUD, is only $71 a month, instead of the regular $575. I'm giving her the bed and the dresser. There's another lady there who can use the bed frame. So I don't have to do nothin' with those, except put them in their apartments."

He's a good guy, our Hick. Towards his harem, anyway.

I hope this doesn't start an issue amongst them! Once the others find out Hick has bedded two in their midst.

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