Thursday, April 12, 2018

Veiled (Or Not) Judgement

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Sometimes, people can be overly familiar. Take it from Val, the original (and high-powered) weirdo magnet. Monday was Walmart day, and the...
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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Panic in the Lair

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When I'm not putting Thero-Gesic on my dry hands in place of Neutrogena Hair Mask as lotion...and when I'm not brushing my teeth wit...
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Tuesday, April 10, 2018

A Tale of Two Tubes

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Actually, make that four. FOUR tubes. Saturday night, in my dark basement lair, I reached for the lotion. My hands were all dry from too m...
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Monday, April 9, 2018

Ohh, Mean Sweaver, I Believed You Could Get Me Home All Right

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I'd just closed my eyes a tad Climbed into the Mean Sweaver's A-Cad Driver don't amp up my worries of this ride Help me get b...
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Sunday, April 8, 2018

Val Needs to Go into the Crown-Selling Business

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What in the Not-Heaven? I have never in my life seen so many ENTITLED people as I've encountered over the past year! Friday was an espec...
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Saturday, April 7, 2018

This Week Just Didn't Make Cents!

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I must be living in the Bizarro World. A whole week has passed, and I have not found a single penny! How am I going to make Future Pennyilli...
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Friday, April 6, 2018

Back-of-the-Book-Blurb #99 "The Potty Mouth"

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Blog buddy Sioux is hosting Back-of-the-Book-Blurb . I have 150 words to convince you to fake-buy my fake book. This week Val brings you a ...
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