tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post903483757115221268..comments2024-03-28T22:42:50.909-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: Somewhere, Between High Rollers and Pot Heads, Lies Val ThevictorianValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-68350341322040705162014-09-30T18:51:59.351-05:002014-09-30T18:51:59.351-05:00Stephen,
It's in the mail. But you're not ...Stephen,<br />It's in the mail. But you're not getting any of the $100 I won last week.<br /><br />*****<br />Sioux,<br />Um...maybe Maxwell, the GEICO pig, sticking his pinwheel out the car window?<br /><br />*****<br />Leenie,<br />Thank you. I shan't be sharing, because Stephen is waiting by the mailbox for his cut.<br /><br />*****<br />joeh,<br />Funny how Even Steven arranges my coincidental encounters just right.<br /><br />*****<br />Kathy,<br />It's my calling! Like Doolittle Lynn told Loretty, the Coal Miner's Daughter, after finding out she was pregnant: "I think we've finally found something you know how to do!" That was after she took a stick to the sow in Doo's jeep on the railroad tracks down by the doctor's office, making sure to tell the gal that "sow" meant "a woman pig."<br /><br />*****<br />Linda,<br />Yes. And I'm going to write it! You can sing it at open mic nights!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-57580277158614075202014-09-30T16:31:12.224-05:002014-09-30T16:31:12.224-05:00You're a joker, playing scratch off poker, sta...You're a joker, playing scratch off poker, standing in line with a toker...I'm sure there's a song there somewhere.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-4468148610237594412014-09-30T13:43:06.750-05:002014-09-30T13:43:06.750-05:00When you retire you can become a song writer for W...When you retire you can become a song writer for Weird Al.Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-71884542432599208292014-09-29T21:11:46.470-05:002014-09-29T21:11:46.470-05:00Frown to the left, toker on the right...LOVE IT!Frown to the left, toker on the right...LOVE IT!joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-12305632007574553212014-09-29T21:11:11.179-05:002014-09-29T21:11:11.179-05:00The choice between red and white is a big one when...The choice between red and white is a big one when he's one toke over the line--wishing he was stoned cause there's something in a Sunday makes a body feel alone. <br /><br />Congrats on the winner.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-40560043550282847262014-09-29T20:43:42.858-05:002014-09-29T20:43:42.858-05:00At least now I can say, "Pleeeeeeease. Pleeee...At least now I can say, "Pleeeeeeease. Pleeeeeease." (What kind of whack-job would respond to those musical lines with "Wheeeeeee! Wheeeeeee!"?)Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-85652369161927306442014-09-29T20:28:32.799-05:002014-09-29T20:28:32.799-05:00I don't think I've ever won $40. Congratul...I don't think I've ever won $40. Congratulations. Please sent half of it to me.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.com