tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post5915612609090525055..comments2024-03-28T22:42:50.909-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: Do You Know the Onion ManValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-88346862464429043652013-10-05T18:06:55.038-05:002013-10-05T18:06:55.038-05:00Stephen,
You must have a delicate digestive system...Stephen,<br />You must have a delicate digestive system. Kind of like having blood like pure Rocky Mountain spring water. Don't make me link that One on One basketball movie with sweet, sweet Robby Benson in tiny yellow shorts.<br /><br />*****<br />Sioux,<br />Egads, Madam! I thought your woodchipper fantasy was an isolated lapse in conscience. Now you're headed for a script on spec, with the title, perhaps, of Missouri Braunschweiger Massacre.<br /><br />*****<br />joeh,<br />Funny how Hick has changed his tune to forgetting. It's like he read some touchy-feely relationship advice book: Men Are From the BARn, Women Are From the Dark Basement Lair. I almost thought he'd turned over a new leaf. Then the grubs below reared their grubby heads.<br /><br />Last night, unrequested, he carried some boxes into my dark basement lair. He made sure to stop. Grimace. Sigh. And leave a noxious odor of human gaseous emission in his wake. I called him out for that little act of aggression, in my personal space with no ventilation. And he replied, "It's only a fort." Yeah. His pronunciation also leaves a little to be desired.<br /><br />*****<br />Birdie,<br />That would be too much like the time Hick went off to the flea markets one Saturday and left a banana peel in the cushions of his recliner.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-58183538056445133522013-10-05T01:42:19.464-05:002013-10-05T01:42:19.464-05:00If you ever go away for the weekend you can forget...If you ever go away for the weekend you can forget and leave a whole raw onion say, behind the couch. Birdiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03479872783727855901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-70459316310567292872013-10-04T22:18:30.371-05:002013-10-04T22:18:30.371-05:00But I do think if he was smart he would fix that r...But I do think if he was smart he would fix that rotted board very soon.joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-58780283156133173022013-10-04T22:17:54.052-05:002013-10-04T22:17:54.052-05:00I can not be on your side with this one. With guy...I can not be on your side with this one. With guys, it is all about the intention. He meant to and then he forgot. What is not to understand?<br /><br />Now if he just said, "Yeah, I know...so what" that would be different!joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-16469269202539720312013-10-04T21:49:49.232-05:002013-10-04T21:49:49.232-05:00Perhaps you might "forget" to unplug the...Perhaps you might "forget" to unplug the tubing to his CPAP, after sticking a wad of chopped onion and braunschweiger (spelling) into the hose...Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-21641878722366782342013-10-04T20:22:41.360-05:002013-10-04T20:22:41.360-05:00I'd make a bad "onion man" since I a...I'd make a bad "onion man" since I avoid them most of the time. If I eat onions, especially raw, I can still taste them two or three days later no matter how many times I brush my teeth.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.com