tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post4585200248964975316..comments2024-03-28T20:03:10.010-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: Dainty Val Discusses a Delicate MatterValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-15430221626481584252013-08-29T19:01:50.573-05:002013-08-29T19:01:50.573-05:00Leenie,
Diarrhea? Do you have diarrhea? Surely you...Leenie,<br />Diarrhea? Do you have diarrhea? Surely you are not referring to my indisposedness! I would never write a blog about diarrhea. Fecal transplants, yes. Diarrhea, no.<br /><br />I seem to be on the mend. Just as well. Today there was a senior boy inside the teacher workroom as I entered. That place has more traffic than the one working Port-A-Potty at the 1980s-era St. Louis Strassenfest.<br /><br />*******<br />Sioux,<br />I would hope that neither of them become indisposed while sitting with Ms. Gaynor. As far as that mushroom cloud, Madam, I shall thank you to cease and desist from the stalking to which you are subjecting me.<br /><br />CPAP? Now you're just making me into a doomsday prepper. Perhaps I should build a trebuchet to pull around in a Radio Flyer, flinging the fruits of my indisposedness at the crazed hordes who would come after the 10,483 Mason jars of pickled pigs feet which I have put up for the apocalypse.<br /><br />*****<br />Stephen,<br />Congratulations on the success your Flushmasters class at The Learning Annex. However...you need to adjust your lectures in the face of diversity. Appropriate flushing methods in your neck of the Pacific Northwest may not be applicable to those of us who reside in the heartland.<br /><br />Such a tactic on the teacher throne at Backroads High would result in Val shooting ceilingward on a geyser of toilet water. And not in a French butt-washing-fixture kind of way. Each flush renders a spray of porcelain reverse-shower droplets out the center of the throne. So much, in fact, that one must wipe down the seat in order for the next member of royalty to not assume that the previous user stood on that seat and performed figure-eights while relieving.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-56425560943877946452013-08-29T10:19:54.554-05:002013-08-29T10:19:54.554-05:00Here's the trick: flush and let the sound of f...Here's the trick: flush and let the sound of flushing cover the sounds you're making. Flush as often as you need to and the sound will keep others away. I once taught a class on this so I know what I'm talking about.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-44811406152909966872013-08-28T23:34:24.421-05:002013-08-28T23:34:24.421-05:00Like Linda and Lynn "will survive" on Fr...Like Linda and Lynn "will survive" on Friday when they have a sitting with Gloria Gaynor, your friend survived the mushroom cloud that formed above your school. As did you...<br /><br />Borrow Hick's cpap during the day. It can fill in nicely as a gas mask.Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-45386080398535109662013-08-28T20:28:01.273-05:002013-08-28T20:28:01.273-05:00The only thing worse than having (ahem) diarrhea, ...The only thing worse than having (ahem) diarrhea, is having diarrhea in a public bathroom. May your plumbing problem improve--quickly.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.com