tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post390956036701733372..comments2024-03-28T20:03:10.010-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: SOMEBODY Needs to be Held Prisoner in a Fortune Cookie FactoryValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-32835338478087855452022-01-17T03:04:04.450-06:002022-01-17T03:04:04.450-06:00I am imagining the sharp, sweet shrapnel flying ar...I am imagining the sharp, sweet shrapnel flying around the room! I used to take the fortune, and give Hick and the boys the cookie. Now I eat it myself! I guess it's an old-people treat.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-22473985441082841262022-01-17T00:57:57.743-06:002022-01-17T00:57:57.743-06:00My kids opened fortune cookies by hitting them wit...My kids opened fortune cookies by hitting them with their knife handles. Bits of cookie would fly everywhere, but they didn't care, they never ate them anyway, just wanted the fortunes. Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-43910649971500458572022-01-16T23:29:13.436-06:002022-01-16T23:29:13.436-06:00Um, thanks for that image... Must be the sodium in...Um, thanks for that image... Must be the sodium in the sauces. Your future fortune might say, "You are about to blow up like a tick."Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-52410169942012375852022-01-16T23:26:40.051-06:002022-01-16T23:26:40.051-06:00It takes all the fun (but none of the taste) out o...It takes all the fun (but none of the taste) out of the fortune cookie!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-69709480555033447692022-01-16T23:25:49.600-06:002022-01-16T23:25:49.600-06:00You're welcome, courtesy of The Pony. I can...You're welcome, courtesy of The Pony. I can't believe all the efforts I wasted cracking open those cookies before learning the proper technique!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-41824730582583636582022-01-16T23:24:40.162-06:002022-01-16T23:24:40.162-06:00Oh, I ate the cookie! I told The Pony about my for...Oh, I ate the cookie! I told The Pony about my fortune, whispering, so Hick didn't hear it and chime in on things I need to do.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-15160282974581329072022-01-16T18:51:45.757-06:002022-01-16T18:51:45.757-06:00Fortune cookies around here stopped real fortunes ...Fortune cookies around here stopped real fortunes years ago, and I miss them. They must be afraid of getting sued for bad fortunes that come true.<br /><br />I love Chinese food, but it make me blow up like a tick for several days.joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-61427641404365671472022-01-16T17:07:37.982-06:002022-01-16T17:07:37.982-06:00Same thing happened to me when I popped my fortune...Same thing happened to me when I popped my fortune cookie open last week. I saw the green paper first and wondered what was going on. I want my fortune to be mystical, too.Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-47498909500794107982022-01-16T16:06:31.092-06:002022-01-16T16:06:31.092-06:00Thanks for the opening instructions. I learn somet...Thanks for the opening instructions. I learn something new every day.Kathy Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10593849691667606991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-34078976502522962772022-01-16T13:49:58.033-06:002022-01-16T13:49:58.033-06:00Nothing like being betrayed by a fortune cookie. Y...Nothing like being betrayed by a fortune cookie. You know that means you either have no future, or one that really sucks. Or, just ignore the whole thing, and eat the cookie without the fortune? I don't know, I just don't know.Susan Kanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834094675218254410noreply@blogger.com