tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post3609507036540214067..comments2024-03-18T23:09:46.327-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: Dr. Smelly-GoodValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-13083295099069458022018-09-30T11:01:08.911-05:002018-09-30T11:01:08.911-05:00I've been subjected to the lingering stench by...I've been subjected to the lingering stench by a Hick-hug. You can't get rid of it, although I didn't try the tomato juice trick. It's like that Seinfeld car smell. But I can't just give myself away to a bum on the street.<br /><br />Oh! The AXE! Some of them even tried to apply it in class. I pointed out how THEY would be moving on to infect another room, but I had to stay there for 7 hours. Which meant listening to other students complain, "WHAT is that smell?" as they entered the room. Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-70263358417345006302018-09-30T10:52:00.003-05:002018-09-30T10:52:00.003-05:00Not-Heaven NO! I don't want to prolong my agon...Not-Heaven NO! I don't want to prolong my agony. This cologne has already lasted about 20 years. Maybe I can bury it somewhere.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-71694132311224530682018-09-30T09:19:36.449-05:002018-09-30T09:19:36.449-05:00I worked with an aide one year who reeked, and I l...I worked with an aide one year who reeked, and I left everyday with a headache. I refuse to hug my husbands cousin anymore. His cologne stench stays for days on my cheek. UGH!<br /><br />I do wonder how you survived teaching teen males who bathed in Axe Spray. On Christmas our house reeked of it because all the grandson's were over hooey and under fooey!Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-84329198953968224682018-09-30T02:13:27.919-05:002018-09-30T02:13:27.919-05:00Put the excess cologne into an empty screw top bot...Put the excess cologne into an empty screw top bottle and use it to top up the diluted stuff. This way a bottle of smelly-good should last Hick for several years. He probably won't even notice.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-74288335634530875012018-09-29T10:22:50.041-05:002018-09-29T10:22:50.041-05:00Yeah, the guys aren't the ones dragging them a...Yeah, the guys aren't the ones dragging them around! That diluting plan is a scathingly brilliant idea. The only problem being where to dump the excess out of the bottle to make room for the water. The drains would smell for years, and outside it would kill the grass, and Hick might get suspicious.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-37589104980649795762018-09-29T10:19:42.083-05:002018-09-29T10:19:42.083-05:00I'm pretty sure we ARE to blame for this pheno...I'm pretty sure we ARE to blame for this phenomenon. Because left to his own devices, no man cares how he smells.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-75531995868935093242018-09-29T10:17:15.053-05:002018-09-29T10:17:15.053-05:00Yes, except for those times his excuse is, "O...Yes, except for those times his excuse is, "Oh, I must not have heard you."Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-42582970256075023522018-09-29T03:08:06.000-05:002018-09-29T03:08:06.000-05:00Speaking of boobs (you brought it up) a friend I h...Speaking of boobs (you brought it up) a friend I had many years ago used to remark 'anything more than a handful is too much' and I always agreed with her because who wants huge boobs that weigh a ton and drag on back and neck muscles all day?<br />Back to the smellygood _ you need to find that cologne bottle and dilute the stuff while Hick is out at an auction or somewhere. About 75% water should do it. Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-41409992428569747392018-09-28T20:22:11.273-05:002018-09-28T20:22:11.273-05:00It is the fault of a woman. In every young man...It is the fault of a woman. In every young man's life there has been a woman who asked him, "What are you wearing, I love that smell."<br /><br />I stopped wearing it many years ago when another woman told me that other woman was lying!joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-90662524709212659422018-09-28T19:35:51.451-05:002018-09-28T19:35:51.451-05:00Hick will probably hear you like Charlie Brown hea...Hick will probably hear you like Charlie Brown hears his teacher!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com