tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post814260476960079485..comments2024-03-18T23:09:46.327-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: Guess Which Tool in the Shed Val Would BeValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-9373652477738140562016-02-10T16:24:42.952-06:002016-02-10T16:24:42.952-06:00NO! Only sharper than Val on that single day in hi...NO! Only sharper than Val on that single day in history.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-88654257591120393782016-02-10T16:22:23.620-06:002016-02-10T16:22:23.620-06:00I think Sioux is channeling Roseanne Roseannadanna...I think Sioux is channeling Roseanne Roseannadanna. I am more of an Emily Litella kind of gal.<br /><br />Or maybe Sioux is just trying to pass initiation to gain entrance to the 13-Year-Old-Self Club...Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-42020701102859162152016-02-10T16:19:40.870-06:002016-02-10T16:19:40.870-06:00Hear that, Sioux? Your talents are underappreciate...Hear that, Sioux? Your talents are underappreciated.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-84306483816931255722016-02-10T16:16:23.543-06:002016-02-10T16:16:23.543-06:00It IS! The glasses from not-heaven! When Hick'...It IS! The glasses from not-heaven! When Hick's older boys were younger, I made them grilled cheese using Velveeta. They loved it. Hick made them grilled cheese with Kraft American Singles (though probably the store brand) one evening when I was working, and they were not happy. They asked Hick, "Where's the cheese?"Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-87987000371205261682016-02-10T16:12:59.658-06:002016-02-10T16:12:59.658-06:00No dust on VAL's bifocals! They are simply the...No dust on VAL's bifocals! They are simply the worst glasses ever in the history of glassesdom. I took them back 10 times before I accepted them, and I should have taken my business elsewhere. My sister the ex-mayor's wife sees better through the glasses she picked up at Walmart.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-3471419549909745312016-02-10T16:10:04.053-06:002016-02-10T16:10:04.053-06:00Farts are the muffled screams of trapped poop, acc...Farts are the muffled screams of trapped poop, according to The Pony, who read it on the internet. Hopefully not on Wikipedia. I think it's time you release the hostages...Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-26246051762033674772016-02-10T16:08:03.978-06:002016-02-10T16:08:03.978-06:00I actually prefer the Save A Lot version, which is...I actually prefer the Save A Lot version, which is called Marvella. Great on top of steamed vegetables, though it kind of takes away from the healthy aspect of vegetables.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-5518203733926782282016-02-10T13:13:35.285-06:002016-02-10T13:13:35.285-06:00Does that make Hick the sharpest knife in the draw...Does that make Hick the sharpest knife in the drawer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-70550690815564237752016-02-10T10:32:38.236-06:002016-02-10T10:32:38.236-06:00I love the way you channeled"Roseanne Roseann...I love the way you channeled"Roseanne Roseannadanna."stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-35673008634159972482016-02-10T09:45:52.233-06:002016-02-10T09:45:52.233-06:00Personally I prefer a person who isn't good at...Personally I prefer a person who isn't good at cutting the cheese.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-55703958391930445932016-02-09T21:37:25.948-06:002016-02-09T21:37:25.948-06:00Must be those glasses you keep complaining about. ...Must be those glasses you keep complaining about. My mother was a big fan of Velveeta, she called it "real cheese". She liked Cheese Whiz, too. Always had a jar in her pantry to make macaroni and cheese. She was not an adventurous cook.Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-60246504047940917292016-02-09T20:00:05.291-06:002016-02-09T20:00:05.291-06:00Whoops, indeed. Better polish the dust off of thos...Whoops, indeed. Better polish the dust off of those bifocals.Catalysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03804837416104556928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-5399176386954968532016-02-09T17:58:07.135-06:002016-02-09T17:58:07.135-06:00When I cut the cheese, I simply lift one cheek and...When I cut the cheese, I simply lift one cheek and let it fly...<br /><br />Wintertime, and the fartin' is easy...<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-74777986042629392932016-02-09T16:39:01.962-06:002016-02-09T16:39:01.962-06:00And that's why I like Velveeta which though it...And that's why I like Velveeta which though it is not cheese, is a "Cheese Like Product."joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.com