tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post1620069404982866505..comments2024-03-28T08:41:01.172-05:00Comments on Unbagging the Cats: The 12 Days of Hickness...Or ThereaboutsValhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-23618269208978317072016-12-14T20:01:05.152-06:002016-12-14T20:01:05.152-06:00I hope he doesn't copy that big water jug he b...I hope he doesn't copy that big water jug he bought with a bunch of pennies in the bottom, and THREE DEAD MICE! It was like a roach motel for rodents.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-17625688811566570222016-12-14T18:40:06.355-06:002016-12-14T18:40:06.355-06:00Hick needs a task. Try and get him to invent a new...Hick needs a task. Try and get him to invent a new better mouse trap.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-47009272861589161662016-12-14T18:29:12.415-06:002016-12-14T18:29:12.415-06:00Dang! This comment section is like a Night Gallery...Dang! This comment section is like a Night Gallery episode. A new horror around every turn!<br /><br />AND it's like a nesting doll! As if I don't already have enough material backed up in my Hickness queue...now you are reminding me of a Hick painting incident.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-2062475019062941642016-12-14T18:23:43.279-06:002016-12-14T18:23:43.279-06:00OH! That is a most scathingly brilliant idea!
Wai...OH! That is a most scathingly brilliant idea!<br /><br />Wait a minute! Hick has a little jar of every type of screw ever made. They are in the barn, on a shelf he created, with the jar lids attached to the bottom of the shelf. All you have to do is unscrew the jar, and there are your screws, readily available.<br /><br />You don't think Hick is trying to GET RID OF ME by sending me to town, do you?Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-843937187584285562016-12-14T18:17:42.571-06:002016-12-14T18:17:42.571-06:00Now you've gone and done it! You've stolen...Now you've gone and done it! You've stolen the spotlight from Hick! And we all know he hardly ever gets a mention here. <br /><br />You have inspired me to attach an addendum to a future 12 Days of Hickness post, in order to explain things to you. And Joe H, too, if he knows what's good for him!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-4926160128325946432016-12-14T18:10:28.772-06:002016-12-14T18:10:28.772-06:00YIKES! I need an inhaler! I need a defibrillator! ...YIKES! I need an inhaler! I need a defibrillator! I'll even take the hot water and disinfectant and iodine left over from a dog-lips kiss at a Christmas program rehearsal!<br /><br />Those warnings just turned my unnaturally black hair white in an instant.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-34128489642859260732016-12-14T18:03:33.436-06:002016-12-14T18:03:33.436-06:00See? You KNOW it, but you don't understand it....See? You KNOW it, but you don't understand it. That's kind of like an airport rental car company knowing how to TAKE the reservation, but not how to HOLD the reservation.<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7uvttu8ct0<br /><br />Mrs. C works three nights a week also because SOMEBODY has to bring home the bacon...to put on the counter...under a towel.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-3380624337419045742016-12-14T17:58:36.016-06:002016-12-14T17:58:36.016-06:00It's a fairy tale all right! And not just the ...It's a fairy tale all right! And not just the ending.<br /><br />I can't believe NOBODY, and especially YOU, Madam, caught the song reference! Are we not the Beatles generation? Has nobody ever heard "Back in the USSR?"<br /><br />I'd wash my hands of all of you Baby Boomer imposters IF I could tell which direction on my one-lever Hick-plumbed sinks were hot or cold.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-57432798928743887252016-12-14T15:03:30.874-06:002016-12-14T15:03:30.874-06:00Maybe he'll paint himself into a corner, put t...Maybe he'll paint himself into a corner, put the hinge on wrong and lock himself inside the cubby hole. I can provide you lots of ideas. I say this as my retiree sits three feet away yapping all the time as I try to write. It's not the projects I mind. It's the heavy breathing, snartin', and fartin' when he's sitting so close to me. Going to be a fun time in the Hick house real soon. Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-32459602071862156752016-12-14T14:20:43.768-06:002016-12-14T14:20:43.768-06:00Somehow, I don't see you in the role of "...Somehow, I don't see you in the role of "gofor". You could always act like a man and bring home the wrong screw or nail or such. Do it enough and he will just go get his own supplies!Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-73239299463670787612016-12-14T13:26:32.928-06:002016-12-14T13:26:32.928-06:00My wife was cat-sitting for the BRD and was going ...My wife was cat-sitting for the BRD and was going to make three trips over to her house in a week's time. On the first visit I insisted on going with her because of the irregular sidewalk and steps outside the BRD's home. I was CONCERNED for her. Sometime during the visit she SNARLED at me..."See, that's why I didn't want you to come along. This is my only chance to get away from you for awhile!" Women. I just don't understand them.Catalysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03804837416104556928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-79001024245236552222016-12-14T13:09:56.596-06:002016-12-14T13:09:56.596-06:00Mine retired 25+ years ago--'nuff said!!Mine retired 25+ years ago--'nuff said!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-54737583062632854392016-12-14T11:13:42.974-06:002016-12-14T11:13:42.974-06:00Serenity now. Insanity later. Been dealing with t...Serenity now. Insanity later. Been dealing with the retired male spouse since 2011. It gets worse. I promise you.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01727110457175006535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-59411710949023870992016-12-13T21:33:27.393-06:002016-12-13T21:33:27.393-06:00Mrs. C works three nights a week. I think she doe...Mrs. C works three nights a week. I think she does it to get away from me...though I don't understand that.joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-937038870722238271.post-83058814695828108702016-12-13T21:11:33.464-06:002016-12-13T21:11:33.464-06:00Oh, that is going to be one sweet fairy tale endin...Oh, that is going to be one sweet fairy tale ending. Hick the Handyman and Val, his sweet and eager go-for.Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.com